Ok, once there was this boy. His tutor told him to memorise the essay "Friends". This is because there were 90% chances of it to appear in the exams.

When the exam day came, the prediction had failed. The essay that appeared was "Father". Now the boy was confused. The person sitting next to him gave him an idea and told him to replace the words "Friends to Father" which would atleast gain him some marks.

So he did as he was told to do. So he started off:

My name is Alan. I have many fathers. My best father lives near my house. All my fathers help my mother with her works. It is true, a father in need is a father indeed.

*I had to made it up. I did not copy and paste it from some other site*